Custom Car Kings T-Shirts

"Mr. Bermudez? I'm Mario Oldez, editor of Custom Cruiser Magazine. I'm here to take pictures of your car."

"Perfect."

A souped up car...

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'Step one: take a good stiff drink.'

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

Modified Stocks/Laughing Stocks

Sailor and car

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

We don't believe one glove fits all!

Spray painter.

"Is it day or night, officer?"

"Dad, what would you say if you let me borrow $10,000 to buy a raw 1964 Impala totally ready for custom work?"

"You bought an airbrush?"

V8 Vindaloo

Bob's Apartment

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.