Custody Battle Commentator Pillows

Add a dash of humor to their space with our custody battle commentator pillows. Thoughtfully witty designs that bring comfort and a smile during challenging times.

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'I got custody of the kids.'

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"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight." mockup

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

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War 2023

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"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion." mockup

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

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"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?" mockup

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

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"You got custody of us, mommy, because you're the very best attorney picker."

"You got custody of us, mommy, because you're the very best attorney picker." mockup

"You got custody of us, mommy, because you're the very best attorney picker."

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Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything mockup

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

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"Great news, things are looking up in Iraq!"

"Great news, things are looking up in Iraq!" mockup

"Great news, things are looking up in Iraq!"

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Executioner forgetting his glasses. mockup

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

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Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.'

Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.' mockup

Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.'

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"The governor is considering your petition. He has one question: did you vote for him the last election?"

"The governor is considering your petition. He has one question: did you vote for him the last election?" mockup

"The governor is considering your petition. He has one question: did you vote for him the last election?"

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Dog's Loo

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"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'." mockup

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

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"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that." mockup

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

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Toy Soldiers - Toy Human Shield

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''Honor thy father and thy mother'? -- What about custody disputes?'

''Honor thy father and thy mother'? -- What about custody disputes?' mockup

''Honor thy father and thy mother'? -- What about custody disputes?'

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Birthdays were always better at Mom's. mockup

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

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Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges. mockup

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

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Ukraine Crisis

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Supine Court

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"I never want to speak to you again, but I'm find with sex and other non-verbal activities."

"I never want to speak to you again, but I'm find with sex and other non-verbal activities." mockup

"I never want to speak to you again, but I'm find with sex and other non-verbal activities."

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"The custody battle could go on for months, and cost you a small fortune. Why don't you just buy yourself ANOTHER dog?"

"The custody battle could go on for months, and cost you a small fortune. Why don't you just buy yourself ANOTHER dog?" mockup

"The custody battle could go on for months, and cost you a small fortune. Why don't you just buy yourself ANOTHER dog?"

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The face mask

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'Guess what? The judge awarded ME custody in today's two child custody cases!'

'Guess what? The judge awarded ME custody in today's two child custody cases!' mockup

'Guess what? The judge awarded ME custody in today's two child custody cases!'

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'Your wife gets custody of the children, and you get custody of the babysitter.'

'Your wife gets custody of the children, and you get custody of the babysitter.' mockup

'Your wife gets custody of the children, and you get custody of the babysitter.'

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"This is a much better war then the war to end all wars."

"This is a much better war then the war to end all wars." mockup

"This is a much better war then the war to end all wars."

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"Her lawyers were very good."

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'You need to say more about the war than just 'oops'.'

'You need to say more about the war than just 'oops'.' mockup

'You need to say more about the war than just 'oops'.'

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Guardianship of minors

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Tug of war.

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"Okay, these are the documents we need to sue your ex for child support, and if we can convince the court it's not too out off line, to have the words, 'lying, cheating b*****d' tattooed on his forehead."

"Okay, these are the documents we need to sue your ex for child support, and if we can convince the court it's not too out off line, to have the words, 'lying, cheating b*****d' tattooed on his forehead."

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