Curveball Critic Pillows

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

'My dentist recommended it.'

"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse"

Then and Now.

Great wheel. Lousy frisbee.

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

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"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Pitching Tryouts. Never mind the fastball. They grade on a curve here.

Bull with gun

"We seem to be the only animals here."

"Kids terrify me."

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

'Isaac Newton, pursuing his study of the laws of motion,, discovers that a thrown ball can curve..."

"To be perfectly honest, I don't mind the riders, it's the clowns I'm afraid of..."

'Baseball isn't a sport?'

Center for psychokinetic research.

'You've got 2 left feet'

'Uniformaly accelerated motion...'

"For God's sake, it's only a game!"

No shoes, No shirt, No Service.

"I must confess, I'm starting to prefer basketball to baseball."

If symptoms persist sue your doctor.

Sue Gray Report

'This pitcher throws screwballs. Better hand me my 'special' bat.'

Social comment on the time-honoured tradition of attaching a Just Married sign to the newlyweds car

"The refereeing was only half bad... the winning team didn't complain."

Erractic Review

'Come in Justin, I just finished marking your exam.' - Grade Scale

'...Your high wire act isn't that impressive.'

If you're going to scream every time a kid yells cannonball, you're not coming with me anymore.

'Well if that's the case, I'll throw him mostly curves.'