Curveball Connoisseur Pillows

'He ain't never gonna read this one.'

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

Curling your hair for no reason

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'Thanks for having us and I'm really sorry about the cheeseball. Honestly, I didn't realise I was meant to share it.'

Hairstyles

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

25¢ Ride the Pony

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Olympics create interest in curling.

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

Big Medium

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

'She's killing me with kindness!'

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

"How do you connect it to the wi-fi?"

"Don't worry, we'll soon have you all sorted out."

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

Family Curling Habits

'Isaac Newton, pursuing his study of the laws of motion,, discovers that a thrown ball can curve..."

"Look, it's the managerial merry-go-round!"

"I'd like to be transferred to the Bureau of Cubes...Immediately."

Rubik's Cubicle

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

Damaging to the sport's reputation...he's fallen asleep.

Christmas Curling

Volleycat.

Center for psychokinetic research.

"We call it that because Pastor Dave is always aware of kick-off time."