Curl Connoisseur Pillows

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

Curling your hair for no reason

Highlights of the week!

Woman and dog sleep with their perms.

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

Hairstyles

'I like to wear women's collars.'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

Olympics create interest in curling.

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

GURLERS

"Fill it up!"

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

Chiropractic concerns

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

"As far as I'm concerned, gentlemen, this marks the end of the Schwarzwalder String Quartet."

Family Curling Habits

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

One more please.

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

Damaging to the sport's reputation...he's fallen asleep.

Christmas Curling

Swell who has called a police officer to pick up his umbrella rather than bend and disturb his collar

Watch your language.

A nice Chianti?

101 uses of a dead cat: curling

Bishop using curling irons on his staff.

"Last week, my husband waded into the cords behind our TV to untangle them, and I haven't seen him since."

Snooker player with telescopic sight fitted to his cue.

Ah! Bejezus...for the love of Mike...This wine is corked

'Say, why do they call you Curly again?'