Curveball Lover Pillows

'Come in Justin, I just finished marking your exam.' - Grade Scale

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

Boy rolled into a snowball

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Hairstyles

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Fido and Fifi

Olympics create interest in curling.

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

Violinist welcomed by cats

Snowmans Revenge

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

'She's killing me with kindness!'

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

Buffering Volleyball

'Pass. Set. Facial...Good!...Pass. Set. Facial...awesome! Pass. Set. Facial...Perfect!...'

Snowballs

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

Snow seat on skis.

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

Volleyball