Curveball Lover Pillows

'Come in Justin, I just finished marking your exam.' - Grade Scale

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

Boy rolled into a snowball

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Hairstyles

Fido and Fifi

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

Olympics create interest in curling.

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Snowmans Revenge

Violinist welcomed by cats

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."

'She's killing me with kindness!'

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

Pitching Tryouts. Never mind the fastball. They grade on a curve here.

Buffering Volleyball

'Pass. Set. Facial...Good!...Pass. Set. Facial...awesome! Pass. Set. Facial...Perfect!...'

'Am I bald?'

Snowballs

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

Snowballs 25 cents. Free samples.

"Harold, is that you?"

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."