Curve Integrator Gifts

'Calculus is my new Versace. I get a buzz from algorithms. What's going on with me, Raymond? I'm scared.'

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

Robotic Man

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

A Learning Curve.

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

Match and Heart

Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

Some buildings are just not meant to have roof gardens.

"Before I go in, just what did Billy Joe McCaluster throw off the Talihatchie bridge?"

An ancient man starts the fire of love.

Flattening the Curve and Looking Out for a Second Wave

'No, the screen needs to be a little bit to the left...no, right...'

'I did it at the skill centre'

"I don't put apples on teacher's desk anymore. I put app suggestions."

US economy chained to China

'We've papered over the new flat screen TV to make it less obtrusive'

'Third one this month. Do you always have to analyze everything to death?'

Not-particularly-easy-listening radio.

Wanted: Solutions Integration Specialist, Must Be Able To Mix Drinks.

"I didn't call you fat. I said you needed to flatten the curve."

"Hack into Acme Pie Company and get their recipe for blueberry scones."

"'Fraid your lad is having trouble fitting in."

"Wow! She's hot!"

Full-Figure Skater

Failed to Signal

F&E Auto Body Repair. I was marking student tests while driving around a bend in the road. No more grading on the curve, professor!