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"My god - look at him next door. . . he's sooo nosy!!"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Now it fits.'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Drama Llama

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

"Congratulations on opening night."

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

'A Nosey Cow'.

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

'I told you to keep quiet about not liking cats...' (Animal Rights protesters outside the house)

"No, no, the pyramids are to your left. That thing's a cell tower."

'Neighbours is on, love.'

"When Ralph Lauren talks, Wilbur listens

'Got one with a smaller check?'

"Nature lover my tailfeathers...I say he's a peeping Tom!"

'Rats, just a dirt spot.'

Please stand by...for view.

"No, Mr. Jones. It's only 20/20 vision if you read it from the seat, back there."

"... and now read the fourth line, please."

"Tia Carmen, can you fix my curtains? I ripped 'em by accident."

Audubon Guide To Neighbors

Bank hiding behind a curtain.

Indiscreet woman

Bird house envy.

Neighbourhood Watch.

"We've trained him to 'go on command.' Currently, the command is, 'Ralph-Grab the Dog Before He Goes On The Carpet!'"

'Those Jensens have NO shame, so I wouldn't be surprised if they were spying on us.'

"The Joneses are levelling up faster than us."