Curtain Peeper Mugs

"My god - look at him next door. . . he's sooo nosy!!"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Now it fits.'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Drama Llama

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"Congratulations on opening night."

'A Nosey Cow'.

"I've got it! If we don't send Stanley Kauffman any tickets, maybe he won't come!"

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

'I told you to keep quiet about not liking cats...' (Animal Rights protesters outside the house)

"No, no, the pyramids are to your left. That thing's a cell tower."

'Neighbours is on, love.'

'Rats, just a dirt spot.'

"Nature lover my tailfeathers...I say he's a peeping Tom!"

"When Ralph Lauren talks, Wilbur listens

Please stand by...for view.

'Got one with a smaller check?'

Stand up and be counted! But watch out for low ceilings!

"No, Mr. Jones. It's only 20/20 vision if you read it from the seat, back there."

Bank hiding behind a curtain.

Bird house envy.

Audubon Guide To Neighbors

"Tia Carmen, can you fix my curtains? I ripped 'em by accident."

Indiscreet woman

"... and now read the fourth line, please."

Neighbourhood Watch.

"We've trained him to 'go on command.' Currently, the command is, 'Ralph-Grab the Dog Before He Goes On The Carpet!'"

'Those Jensens have NO shame, so I wouldn't be surprised if they were spying on us.'