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"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'They all want to play the star.'

Taking a peek at the audience

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Drama Llama

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

Curtains haberdashery

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Waiting Room For Godot.

Bravo!

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains.'

Book and magician

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

'Scratching these curtains will be the greatest performance of my life.'

"Congratulations on opening night."

'A Nosey Cow'.

"I'm ordering curtains for our neighbor, the Retirement Home for Lawyers Without Briefs."

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

"Terrific! A hit! Broadway at its best!"

Found a precedent? Yes, you did same crime in 1974.

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

At Astley's

'I told you the next time you crossed me it would be curtains for you!'

"I don't need to learn about ethics. I'm going to be a lawyer."

"And I'm telling you the curtains always looked like that."

"Could someone please get a plaque made? A famous actor has just died in our theatre."

'Neighbours is on, love.'