Curtain Opener T-Shirts

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'They all want to play the star.'

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Quick swig first?"

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Drama Llama

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

Curtains haberdashery

Waiting Room For Godot.

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains.'

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

"Congratulations on opening night."

'Scratching these curtains will be the greatest performance of my life.'

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

'A Nosey Cow'.

"I'm ordering curtains for our neighbor, the Retirement Home for Lawyers Without Briefs."

'Relax, I'm only going to open a window.'

"Terrific! A hit! Broadway at its best!"

"I've got it! If we don't send Stanley Kauffman any tickets, maybe he won't come!"

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

At Astley's

'I told you the next time you crossed me it would be curtains for you!'

What's your guess? "Venetian blondes."

'She's behaving just like an adult.'

"And I'm telling you the curtains always looked like that."

"Could someone please get a plaque made? A famous actor has just died in our theatre."

'Neighbours is on, love.'