Curse Believers Mugs

'What the... Now Taylor's gone down with a career-ending injury. It's like we're cursed or something.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Your future looks charming.'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

"How do those feel? Click them together a few times."

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

Zen Voodoo

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

'Of curse it does.'

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

'Shoot! I left a bunch of @#&%@!!** typographical symbols around here somewhere!'

"What luck!"

Stationary mountain bike.

"That's a coincidence. I'm a Princess who was turned into a frog by a wicked witch. Do you think it would work if I kissed you?"

Balloons

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

'Don't think I can't see you, hiding at the back there - you're cursed too.'

"Keep your chin up."

"Michael Sherlock once said: 'Religion isn't about peace, love, or the betterment of our species, it's about power and control. Religion uses fear to control and milk its flocks. Fear of God. Fear of the Devil. Fear of death. Fear of being seen as deviant for expressing non-belief. Fear of social sanctions and in some countries, fear of legal sanctions. Fear is a powerful tool to manipulate the masses and religion has mastered its employment.' ..."

Reference and Economic Reference.

"Apparently, this curse has a lot more going for it than we figured."