Curse Believers Gifts

'What the... Now Taylor's gone down with a career-ending injury. It's like we're cursed or something.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'Your future looks charming.'

Luke Skywalker- Matrimonial Law

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

"How do those feel? Click them together a few times."

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

Zen Voodoo

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

'Of curse it does.'

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

Stationary mountain bike.

'Shoot! I left a bunch of @#&%@!!** typographical symbols around here somewhere!'

"That's a coincidence. I'm a Princess who was turned into a frog by a wicked witch. Do you think it would work if I kissed you?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day!'

Balloons

"What luck!"

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

'Don't think I can't see you, hiding at the back there - you're cursed too.'

'I wish I had my money back...'

"Keep your chin up."

Reference and Economic Reference.