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'So, you didn't order the Korma then?'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Like death by salad.'

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Try to guess the continent dining...

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Important Food Groups

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Before/After

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

French wine

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Sauce for the Goose

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."