Current Traveler Mugs

The Friendly Antipodes

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Tourists in Egypt

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Off to see the world

Vaccination Passport

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

A white collar cow.

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Virtual Beach

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

Busking during a pandemic

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'Anything to declare?'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island