Touring Traveler Mugs

Walking Tourist.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

The Vineyard

Sloaney Pony.

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"First class, or with children?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Desert Island Meals.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Omara Portuondo

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Sparkling Water

Airport Security.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'Are we there yet?'

Tourists and their Pets.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Under pressure.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."