Current Partner Pillows

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

"Do you remember me saying that I could do with a second honeymoon? Well, this is Chris and I'm going on one with him as soon as I can get a divorce from you."

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

'We've met. He's my ex husband.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Larry's used art

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

The Busy Gardener

Polly txt speak

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Police Feline Unit

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."