Partners Pillows

Ned helped out

"We don't believe in pressuring the children. When the time is right, they'll choose the appropriate gender."

"Can we talk through a decision that I've already made?"

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

'No Ken. Watching football and drinking beer at the same time is NOT multi-tasking!'

'...and do you solemnly swear to update your facebook status to 'married'?'

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

'What, you wanted to see something in the one fifty range, didn't you?'

"I'm afraid we've had to move him to expensive care."

'There you go again, jumping to the wrong conclusions'

'But you have your own drawer - what greater display of commitment could you want?'

"You didn't tell me Tuscany doesn't have cable."

"I'm a patient woman herb and I'm not giving up."

'When I insisted on a prenup, how was I to know she'd be the one to win the lottery!?'

'I know that you have changed Irene, but I still think we can work things out.'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

"I'm going to need a hug, Maurice - it's from the A.A.R.P."

"My husband just invented fire. Now he'll expect a hot meal every night."

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

"We've townsized."

'Get up and do something, George, so I can put it in our Christmas letter.'

'Anything less co-dependent?'

"They're expecting their first baby by surrogate mother!"

'It looks exactly like the picture in the recipe book except for the burnt bits.'

'Can I play cards with the lads on Friday night?'

"This isn't about retribution, Harold. It's about boundaries."

'If you don't think I'm nosy, why did you write it in your diary?'

"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"

"I assume that's a no?"

'I told you we weren't pet people.'

'How do you expect me to keep track of the date when they change it every day?'

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

Although Frank gets away with overusing that phrase on his diagnostic reports at work, it doesn't work out so well at home.

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards