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Three Covid Monkeys

"Wasn't it follow one star to Bethlehem?"

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Russia Money Laundering

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

Non Thought For The Day.

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

Putin's Mutual Destruction

The Thinker

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

Sisyphean task with the free press.

Ukraine Pinata

Putin's birthday cake - blowing up the world.

"Mr. President-elect, the NSA is ready for your directives on who to spy on and how much."

"And in what could be the biggest development for Hispanics in the history of the United States...hold it...I've just been told Hispanic Heritage Month is officially over. When we come back...hidden cameras in bathrooms! Only on the news at 5!"

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

Kim-Putin Summit

'It's getting harder to tell when the news stops and the spin begins.'