Current Events Explorers Gifts

Three Covid Monkeys

"Wasn't it follow one star to Bethlehem?"

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Government a la Carte

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Russia Money Laundering

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

Sybil Obama

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

Non Thought For The Day.

Putin's Mutual Destruction

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

The Thinker

Putin's birthday cake - blowing up the world.

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

The Russians Are Coming...Maybe

Ukraine Pinata

We Used to Build Things

Sisyphean task with the free press.

"Mr. President-elect, the NSA is ready for your directives on who to spy on and how much."

"And in what could be the biggest development for Hispanics in the history of the United States...hold it...I've just been told Hispanic Heritage Month is officially over. When we come back...hidden cameras in bathrooms! Only on the news at 5!"

It Makes Sense If You're a Democrat

V-O Day

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."