Current Event Ponderer Pillows

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

British savings accounts

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"What was I thinking?!"

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Laughingstock

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

SAGE mentality

"America’s leaders since 1980"

Russia Money Laundering

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

Non Thought For The Day.

The Thinker

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

A world divided by the war

"So—who are you angry at currently?"