Current Events Escapee Pillows

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"At last - no Trump."

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

'The Principal suspended me-- School is the only place in the world where you can get time off for bad behavior.'

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

Wilderness - City.

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'

"Dad, there's nothing good on TV. We're bored.

"Do you think people had a nice time?"

'We'd like to get away from reality TV.'

If we were at work we'd be at lunch now.

"I couldn't imagine returning to the daily stress of New York City."

The Cartoon Islands

Man stranded in the desert comes across a hot tub.

As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.