"This just in. . . It's the END OF THE WORLD!"
Current Event Buff Pillows
Add a touch of wit to your living space with our current event inspired pillows. Perfect for the desk, couch, or bed, they bring insightful humor to your decor.
News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!
National Everything Awareness Day
New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream
Reporter #6: television.
"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."
Mitt Romney: Double Guantánamo
Trump Mask
"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"
'Are we watching business news or sports news?'
'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'
"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."
'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'
"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"
The Difference Between Us and Them
'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'
Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.
"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."
"See. . .? We did do something."
Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.
The Evening News
"Trump's America"
"It makes me happy that you took time to read the newspaper today."
Trawling for Fish.
'I have to watch Saturday Night Live, Dad -- it's for my current events homework.'
"The White House Washington"
'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'
'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'
'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'
The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.
A 9/11 Every Day
Spinochio
Panama Papers
A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings
"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."
Current Event Buff Pillows Collection
Current Event Buff Mugs
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Current Event Buff Prints
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Current Event Buff T-Shirts
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