"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."
Cosmic Event Buff Pillows
Add a touch of cosmic wonder to their space with our celestial-themed pillows. Perfect for relaxing or decorating their favorite room with astronomical charm.
News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!
National Everything Awareness Day
"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"
New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream
Reporter #6: television.
"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."
"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."
Trump Mask
"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."
Mitt Romney: Double Guantánamo
"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"
'Einstein's theory of negativity'
"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."
"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"
"It makes me happy that you took time to read the newspaper today."
'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'
"Trump's America"
Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"
Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.
"The White House Washington"
The Evening News
'I have to watch Saturday Night Live, Dad -- it's for my current events homework.'
Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.
"See. . .? We did do something."
'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'
'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'
A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings
Spinochio
'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '
The world watches in horror as Trump and Putin collude.
A 9/11 Every Day
Panama Papers
"This just in. . . It's the END OF THE WORLD!"
"Six fact checkers spontaneously combusting in one election cycle? Yeah, I am starting to see a pattern, Higgins."
Cosmic Event Buff Pillows Collection
Cosmic Event Buff Mugs
Explore our variety of cosmic event buff mugs—perfect for astronomy fans who love to start their day with a touch of universe-inspired humor.
Cosmic Event Buff Prints
Browse our cosmic prints—beautiful and witty artwork celebrating the universe, perfect for any space or astronomy lover.
Cosmic Event Buff T-Shirts
Discover our collection of cosmic-themed t-shirts—stylish and witty apparel for anyone fascinated by the wonders of space.