Current Affairs Conversationalists Gifts

The Israel Blame Game

"Who's got the hammer?"

2020 Swiss barmy knife

"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything."

"What's your position on the Strait of Hormuz?"

American Bombs

UK Public Opposition To War On Iraq

Backtrack! A game of political undoing

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

Mobile Phones, "Now we are together we will proceed to the business of the day."

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

'Sure, we kill a few innocent people with drones, but think how many innocent people die in auto accidents.'

Catalan sentence

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

'...can you tell me how to blame Obama for all that?'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'According to my Dad, bosses are just like headmasters. The only difference is that they give you money every month.'

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

'It's a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing...and that wraps up today's news...'

'This is a really low budget approach to stopping illegal immigration.'

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

Not quite Beverly Hills.

'I'm hoping he'll move onto another subject...'

"I was laid off FROM the unemployment office."

"We are reviewing the shocking footage."

Fireworks