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The Israel Blame Game

"Who's got the hammer?"

2020 Swiss barmy knife

"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything."

"What's your position on the Strait of Hormuz?"

What Could Go Wrong?

Who's the Rogue State?

American Bombs

UK Public Opposition To War On Iraq

Backtrack! A game of political undoing

'...can you tell me how to blame Obama for all that?'

'Sure, we kill a few innocent people with drones, but think how many innocent people die in auto accidents.'

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

Mobile Phones, "Now we are together we will proceed to the business of the day."

Catalan sentence

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

News and Magazines. Anemic economic growth. If the economy has slowed down so much, how come it keeps running over us?

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

The 99% of the 1%

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be

Brother Can You Spare a Post Card?

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, How come there never seems to be any penalty for pundits who turn out to be wrong all the time? - Andy, Los Angeles. Actual reader question. Excellent question. Unfortunately, answering that question would lead to a stock market collapse ... Which would be just the sign of weakness that the Dutch have been looking for. I'll answer you if you really want to wake up to the sound of 500,000 clogs bearing down on you. Ask Sadie questions at asksadie@rudypark.com.

'According to my Dad, bosses are just like headmasters. The only difference is that they give you money every month.'

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

'It's a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing...and that wraps up today's news...'

Koko and Trump

'This is a really low budget approach to stopping illegal immigration.'

X-Treme Democracy

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

"I was laid off FROM the unemployment office."

"We are reviewing the shocking footage."

'I'm hoping he'll move onto another subject...'

We Need a Bulwark to our Bulwark

Fireworks