Currency Kingpin Gifts

'As long as the gov't has a printing press, all deposits federally insured.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Will work for Food Network.

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'Slaug-ter house? I wonder what that is. C'mon, I'll race you!'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

Amy Winehouse

'Where do I see myself in five years? Well, doing your job of course!'

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

Safety Pin

'Granted, you're the boss at home, Doris, but around here I'm the boss, I really am!'

Whisk

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the 'grande' size anymore without a prescription.'

'Man, I hate it when he goes crowd surfing.'

'Here lies one of THE GREAT contract negotiators...it says so in the fine print.'

"We're down here near Mar-a-Lago, trying to act Trump-y."

"If I do that to my own Barbie, imagine what might happen to a tattle-tale."

"When we selected our keynote speaker, he had not yet been indicted for SEC violations."

"Mia Farrow would find the time!"

'Well,there's why your refrigerator's having temperature problems ma'am. The door's got a badly worn seal.'

"This is my lawyer, my lawyer's lawyer and my lawyer's lawyer's lawyer!"

"He's the big dog."

'I have money, fame and power...but all it's done is made me happy.'