Currency Conversationalist Pillows

'Euro for your thoughts, dear?'

Today's Topic: "The value of money" You know what they say, Frank, "money talks." Whenever my money starts to talk, I get a bill to shut it up.

'My little lovelies.' - 'I know money talks, but you're the only one I know who talks back.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

That might not work, EU...

Exchange Rate.

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

Euro against the Dollar.

The Euro.

Euro fall...

US economy outperforms Europe.

Euro around the world.

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

Abandoned Euro symbol

'The big bang theory of creation.'

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

US Dollar weakens.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank

A lesson in wit

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.