Currency Conversationalist Prints

'Euro for your thoughts, dear?'

'My little lovelies.' - 'I know money talks, but you're the only one I know who talks back.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

That might not work, EU...

Exchange Rate.

Euro against the Dollar.

The Euro.

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

US economy outperforms Europe.

Euro fall...

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

Euro around the world.

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

A lesson in wit

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

Abandoned Euro symbol

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

'The big bang theory of creation.'

US Dollar weakens.

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank