Curling Up With A Paradox Pillows

"Poor Zachary. A meteorite squashed his swing set."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

Olympics create interest in curling.

Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers

The Meaning of Life

Curling Rocks!

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"It's been a rainy winter."

Family Curling Habits

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

European Thinkers (2): 'Surf's up!'

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

Damaging to the sport's reputation...he's fallen asleep.

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

Zeno Gives Directions

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

The Friendly Loan Company

Woman says treadmill reminds her of her life.

Christmas Curling

Rietveld at Sing Sing,

"Is that your beeper or my beeper?"

Aprés-ski, Aprés-curl, Aprés board

101 uses of a dead cat: curling

Curling & curling while curling.

Bishop using curling irons on his staff.

'National Public Television now presents 'Monday Night Chess'!'

'Say, why do they call you Curly again?'

Olympic curling