Curiouser And Curiouser Theorist T-Shirts

"Brexit, Westminster? I've never seen such a silly and ridiculously far fetched tale in all my life!"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Schrodinger's Black Box

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

Idle parts

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'Can you debunk my essay?'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'

Sex Section in the Library

Capital

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

The Farmer Sutra.

The Curious George pop-down book

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'