Curiouser And Curiouser Theorist T-Shirts

"Brexit, Westminster? I've never seen such a silly and ridiculously far fetched tale in all my life!"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Schrodinger's Black Box

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

Idle parts

'Can you debunk my essay?'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'

Sex Section in the Library

Capital

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

The Farmer Sutra.