Curious Tither Gifts

"It's called tithing, not a flat tax of 10%."

Wildlife

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Schrodinger's Black Box

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'Can you debunk my essay?'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

Racketeer

Sunset

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

Mouse in an art museum maze.

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

"I suppose the spent 40 years in the wilderness because Sat Navs hadn't been invented?"

We have control of you brain.

'I think we may have discovered the elephants' graveyard.'

"Gracie, would you like to live in jar?"

"The conclusion of my essay on the pros and cons of domestication is that we're missing out on a lot of stuff Dad..."

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"