Curious Retiree Pillows

"Are you finally going to admit that you've run out of things to do now that you're retired?"

Wildlife

"Why bother?"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

Idle parts

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

Sex Section in the Library

The Farmer Sutra.

Mouse in an art museum maze.

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

The Curious George pop-down book

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

Stonehenge Books

"'Golden' years, my a**...."

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

'I think we may have discovered the elephants' graveyard.'

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

'You've been having your damn midlife crisis for eighteen years!'

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

"They say there's no cannibalism on the island, but they're willing to give it a try."

'Beware of dog' (with TV camera).

Lewis Carroll

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."