Curious Patient Pillows

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

Some patients may want to know more than others.

"My complaint is RARE? - y'mean none of my friends have it?"

"So tell me doc, what's new and exciting in pharmacology these days?".

Wildlife

Jr. cloning kit

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

Do Guns Kill?

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

Idle parts

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

Young Galileo

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'