Curious Eater Pillows

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

But is it organic?

Today's special... donuts.

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"Then what happened?"

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

Plasma Ball

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Idle parts

'Can you debunk my essay?'

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'