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"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

But is it organic?

Today's special... donuts.

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"Then what happened?"

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'Can you debunk my essay?'

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

Plasma Ball

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Idle parts

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'