Curiosity Uncle Gifts

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

$1: Family Secrets

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

Switch on brain

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

Abacus.

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

Entomology Reference

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

'What happens after the end of time?'

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

"I'm feeling like there's a 'good boy' on this side of the room."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'