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The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

$1: Family Secrets

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

Switch on brain

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

Abacus.

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

Entomology Reference

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

"I'm feeling like there's a 'good boy' on this side of the room."

'What happens after the end of time?'

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'