Curiosity Shop Collector Gifts

Mr Quilp and the Dog

$1: Family Secrets

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"And you need to know this why?"

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

Entomology Reference

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"Who's the artist?"

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"Are they called 'x-rays' because the alphabet wasn't finished when they were invented?"

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"I wonder what this was for."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

Questionmark Hits Man on the Head

Victorian Secret

"I'll take it."

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

"What happened to what cat?"

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"