Curiosity In Old Remedies T-Shirts

This is Umpopa, a witch doctor - he says he knows how to shrink hemorrhoids.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"Milton finally found a doctor he can trust - one who still believes in the healing power of money."

Natural Medicines

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

Antiques Store with a bin outside with a sign saying 'Not for Sale'.

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"We can thank Hippocrates for changing healing from an occult art to a science."

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

For Witches of a Certain Age

Alternative medicine - some of its remedies are possibly nothing more than snake oil

1999 Influenza Chic.

Hippy fighting off medicine.

"I was going to give him accupunture, but on second thoughts..."

"I had trouble opening the child-proof cap."

"This could only be the work of...mal de ojo!"

'Turns out it was starve a cold, feed a fever.'

'You and your 'an apple a day keeps eviction away'...'

This might sting a little.

'Chicken soup? That's what my doctor prescribed?'

"I curse the day I ever heard of Ginkgo Biloba."

"On behalf of all my fellow physicians Mr.Wilson, I'd like to welcome you back to traditional medicine."

"We run an old fashioned practice here, Mrs Gledhill."

Lionel had a lazy eye.

"Your husband isn't responding to the normal treatment, Mrs Exley, but he is responding to the abnormal treatment."

"I swear, since I started sleeping with that bar of soap under my pillow I haven't had nearly as many brain cramps."

Alternative drug deal gone bad.

'Before drinking, I always coat my stomach with butter.'

'You've got the flu and you drink hot milk with honey instead of buying pills? If our pharmaceutical stocks should go down, I'll blame you!!'

Herbalist and Himbalist Stores.

'When it comes to bustin' a kidney stone, the old methods are still the best.'