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'Apparently when children ask lots of questions it's a sign of intelligence.'

"You all start out as little robots and we keep adding things."

"Where did I come from?"

The Book Club

OOOOOH! That's how it works!

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

"See? I was born with a question mark. That's why I always question authority."

"Why does February only have twenty-eight days? Why is the sky blue? Why are boys so yucky? Why do we have little toes? Why..."

Big Bang Theory.

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

$1: Family Secrets

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'I could eat you.'

"Well did he?"

Baby Scientist

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"