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Big Bang Theory.

A young Don King

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"#BeCurious"

'I could eat you.'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"Well did he?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

Abacus.

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

"No, not that button!"

"I don't know what they do with it, son. I just harvest the data."

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'