Curds And Whey Foodie Gifts

What really frightened Miss Muffet away,

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

COWMIKAZES

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

A Palindrome Cow.

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I'd like to be the cream in your coffee."

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

Dear Dairy

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

S. S. All You Can Eat

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

W. B. Yeats

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

The physics of the situation had Jed confused. The cow had merely ambled onto the haystack, so was clearly not a leapt-on Yet at the same time, it clearly was a moo-on.

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

"This can't be soup....where are all the little letters that usually float in it?"

Eye of Newt Helper

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

A bendy-cow.

Quick! To the Other Side of the Field.

"Just eat me, you intolerable pervert."

'What kind of idiot orders a triple anchovy pizza with no cheese?'