Cupcake For Cute Puns Pillows

"I maried an author so I guess you could say I met Mr. Write."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Baking

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Patissier

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

Cupcakes!

"What does she have that I don't?"

'Please tell me I'm adopted.'

Mock Fight At The Bakery

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

"Today we learned how to put cherries on cupcakes!"

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

"It's the same experimental drug but now it's in a cupcake."

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

'Sorry - We don't serve food'

Baker Resembles Baked Goods

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

'That does it You need glasses'

The Ladies of Kew took baking very seriously.

'These are the very best Halloween bat cupcakes I have ever seen, Alice!'

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"