Cup Half Full Philosophers Gifts

'Don't you see Rick - your slump is just a success neurosis. You found your .394 average dangerous, because you fantasised that it would bring about resentment.'

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

The Three Kinds of People

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

A giant glass of red wine

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

Bitter End

"Turns out it's easier to live at work than work from home."

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"My glass is half empty"

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

2017 glass half full

'I think the main reason you see the glass as half full and we see the glass as half empty is because you've been drinking.'

Half full. Optimist. Half empty. Pessimist. Pragmatist.

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

'Hey, today the garbage, tomorrow the. . . See?! Your first promotion!'

Faith Intact

Optimistic Paranoia.

"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!"

'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...oh, hell, give me another one!'

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

'If you are a complete pessimist does it mean you are positively negative!'

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.

Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist

"What are you going to do when you become enormous?"

Hope for the New Year

Everything in life is a stepping stone to something better, little buddy. I know exactly what you mean, Randy. It's like when I first played Nintendo's Duck Hunt way back in the nineties. Even then, I knew I was honing my skills for the day when we'd have ultra-realistic first-person shooters like "Call of Duty." ... NOT exactly what I was talking about. I'm thinking of giving motivational speeches.