Philosopher Of Glasses Half Full Gifts

'It seems that he was too optimistic. His glass of water wasn't half full. Obviously, it was completely empty.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

The Three Kinds of People

A giant glass of red wine

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

Bitter End

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

'Hey, today the garbage, tomorrow the. . . See?! Your first promotion!'

'I think the main reason you see the glass as half full and we see the glass as half empty is because you've been drinking.'

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

2017 glass half full

Optimistic Paranoia.

"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!"

"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.

Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist

Bleurgh! - 'I don't remember eating anything that colour...' - 'Ungh!' - 'I want to die, I want to die, I want to die.' - 'Rurgh!' - 'On the plus side, this is really toning up my abdominal muscles...' -

Hope for the New Year

How Gerald keeps going

'To you, it's half empty. But to me, it's half full!'

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

Glass who didn't want to get involved in the argument.