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Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

'What clan do you belong to?'

Iliadette.

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Summertime.

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Mexican angels.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Great Poets of Catalogdom

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

'I'm on the plain.'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

Pyramid Skiers

Low Noon.

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

Rocket charmer.

The Dali 'Bama.

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

'Yes, I'm ready for Pesach, but you know, matzah just doesn't attract the children like gingerbread.'

"You forget sometimes how much football owes to the dance."

Perplexed Farmer

Rodin's Pub Regular