Culture Clash Connossieur Pillows

'You're the only person I know who brings a folding chair to a Japanese restaurant!'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Herb's from Texas."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"My mind is still on vacation."

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Californians Abroad.

Low Noon.

'Last week we paid £400 for a box at Convent Garden to see 'Il Barbiere Di Siviglia' and I spent the entire evening dreaming of 'Take That''.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

Country trees visit the city.

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

A Wrestler Abroad

Perplexed Farmer

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

"That's such a clever title: I love a good pun..."

Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

'I heard it was you who parked next to me and put a dent in my car door. Where do you want your vaporized ashes sent?'

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

A Cornish Man

'The new guy is great for morale, but he's clueless about the dress code.'

Culture Wars

'Tell you chief there's been a terrible mistake, I'm a Friar.'

General Store Modernises

Eskimo opera singer, "He's from Opera North"