Culture Clash Connossieur Pillows

'You're the only person I know who brings a folding chair to a Japanese restaurant!'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Herb's from Texas."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

Low Noon.

"My mind is still on vacation."

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Californians Abroad.

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

'Last week we paid £400 for a box at Convent Garden to see 'Il Barbiere Di Siviglia' and I spent the entire evening dreaming of 'Take That''.

Country trees visit the city.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

"That's such a clever title: I love a good pun..."

Perplexed Farmer

A Wrestler Abroad

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

Chinese New Year plus Renaissance Fair equals trouble

Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

'I heard it was you who parked next to me and put a dent in my car door. Where do you want your vaporized ashes sent?'

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

A Cornish Man

Scotsman with bagpipes listens to 'Och Aye Pod'.

'The new guy is great for morale, but he's clueless about the dress code.'

Culture Wars

'Tell you chief there's been a terrible mistake, I'm a Friar.'

General Store Modernises