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"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

Regrettable names which probably seemed like a good idea at the time - Rainbow Moon-Child, Anarchy Scum Bag, Freemarket Share-Option, Tony.

"Wake up, Little Hawk. You've been dancing in your sleep again!"

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'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

At the Museum

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

The Googler

"I think he was a celebrity."

Honoré de Balzac

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Venus

"Well....I could've done this!"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Mr. Right!"

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Klimt Kiss Phones

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'I could do that.'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Picasso: The Early Years

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.