Cultural Historians Prints

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

Regrettable names which probably seemed like a good idea at the time - Rainbow Moon-Child, Anarchy Scum Bag, Freemarket Share-Option, Tony.

"Wake up, Little Hawk. You've been dancing in your sleep again!"

For sale

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

At the Museum

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Madonna of the Pukes.

Paul Klee

"I think he was a celebrity."

The Googler

Venus

Honoré de Balzac

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Mr. Right!"

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"Well....I could've done this!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Klimt Kiss Phones

'I could do that.'

The Rise of Modern Art

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."